February 24, 2007

Do not leave children unattended

In a chat this evening, Kara and I got a bit off-topic while talking about tickets to The Police show in July. The below should be proof enough that we are, essentially, just two 13-year-old junior high school kids:

Kara: it could be blogher boston
me: blogher?
Kara: or bloggerswhoarewaytoofuckingcool
me: bloghimbo
Kara: yeah- A and i had to choose b/t blogher and the police
and, well, DUH
blogsting
me: yeah - that was a tough one
blogston
Kara: blogyatta mondatta
me: blogoo doo doo
blog da da da
Kara: bloooooooogzanne
stop me before i kill again
bloggers by numbers 1-2-3
me: blogchronicity
blogging on the moon
blogger in a coalmine
Kara: wrapped around your blogger
me: king of blogs
when the world is running down, you blog the best of what's still around
Kara: there's a hole in my blog!
yeah!
regatta de blog
me: blog in the machine
Kara: my blog's too big without you
me: secret policeman's other blog

It got worse:

9:02 PM me: should I watch Wild Orchid with Mickey Rourke?
Kara: we are bloggers in the material world
9:03 PM NO!
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY NO!!!!
NO MICKEY ROURKE EVER!!!
me: sin city?
Kara: nyet
me: Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man?
Kara: no
9:04 PM are you seeing a trend?
NO
NO
NO
I watched extremities and now i blecgh
see? i just barfed
me: he was in 1941
9:05 PM Kara: besides wild orchid is soft core porn
okay mayyybe
me: diner?
Kara: but i'd only watch it for belushi
me: rumble fish?
Kara: aw fuck i forgot he was in that
me: barfly?
Kara: okay and diner. but THAT's IT
nop not even
9:06 PM me: The Pope of Greenwich Village?
Kara: C had a Diner-like quiz for mew
me
Kara: i had to recite the infield fly rule
are you in IMDB?
me: no - why?
9:07 PM Kara: because you seem a little too well acquainted with the mickey rourke canon
me: we used to do Mickey Rourke film fests
Kara: and honestly, that scares me
me: you drink with Mickey
Kara: oh groan
me: when Mickey drinks, you drink

Yeah - I really shouldn't be left alone with a laptop.

10 opined:

Mrs Big Dubya said...

That's it -- you two are grounded!

That's right hubby, no more laptop after I go to bed.

I'm not saying that the Cape Buffalo is a bad influence or anything, but you two exercise very poor judgement when you are together.

BTW Blogapalooza

cape buffalo said...

at least you left out the part where we talked about your wife ;)

i kid because i love.

Arwen said...

Have you looked at the police tix yet? it says no tailgating.... where the heck would you tailgate at fenway?
-blogs to big without you
-blogheranne
-every little thing she blogs is magic
I think kara drinks to a lot of movies. We did something to dangerous liasons, I think it was drink, its fuzzy now.

gingajoy said...

how could you guys forget "don't blog. don't blog. don't blog too close to me."????

v.funny--and Kara is dead right on ALL those films, and especially the hideousity that is Rourke. (skin graft anyone?)

croutonboy said...

All I want is to blog next to you...I'm just blogging in your footsteps.

And Mickey Rourke OWNED Sin City, so back off the man. Ok, so maybe Angel Heart wasn't the best movie, but even Brad Pitt had his Cool World...

Mrs. Chicky said...

What? No Bloggatta De Blanc? Or just Bloggatta De Blog perhaps.

And I'm sorry, but Angel Heart was a defining movie in my youth. Sigh. I miss Mickey Rourke's old head. The new one scares me.

IFLYG said...

We once rented "Lost in Space" and drank everytime Joey tried to sound important.

L.A. Daddy said...

There's got to be an invisible blog that gives you hope when... Mickey Rourke is on

the weirdgirl said...

"I can't stand blogging you..."
"her brother's can blog me and he's six feet ten"

Damnit, see what you started?

the weirdgirl said...

That's supposed to be "gonna blog me". My typing sucks

 
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