I'm posting on a Friday night in honor of Tanis, better known as The Redneck Mommy, Grand Dame (Dame, long 'a' - we're not fancy here) of the Great White North. Tanis and her family recently (actually hours ago) welcomed a "soon to be blog dubbed" little boy to their home. So, go here and let everyone know about your inner redneck - you know we're all a little trashy now and then, just admit it.
My contribution to the "you know you're a redneck
mommy daddy when...":
Dipping a child's binky in Jack Daniels is considered sterilizing.
Your wheelbarrow doubles as a stroller.
Skoal is just as good as Anbesol.
Your child's car seat has its own gun rack.
You've actually considered just wiping the poop out of a dirty diaper because you had no others.
All the best to Redneck Mommy and her brood.
February 13, 2009
Posted by mr. big dubya at 6:46 PM